Ividyo Kliphu
Lyrics
Driving in my car right after a beer
– Ukushayela emotweni yami ngemva nje kobhiya
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
– Hey, leso sigxobo sinjengenyathi
DUI?
– DUI?
How about you die?
– Kuthiwani ngokufa kwakho?
I’ll go a hundred miles
– Ngizohamba amakhilomitha ayikhulu
An hour!
– Ihora!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
– Angazi, ngigcwalise igesi
Imma get your fountain-making ass
– U-Imma thola imbongolo yakho yokwenza umthombo
Pulverize this fuck
– Yenza le mpuphu ibe yimpuphu
With my Bergentrück
– Nginobergentrück wami
It seems you’re out of luck!
– Kubonakala sengathi awunayo inhlanhla!
TRUCK!
– ILOLI!
Beer is on the seat
– Ubhiya usesihlalweni
Blood is on the grass
– Igazi lisotshani
Won’t admit defeat
– Ngeke avume ukuthi wehluliwe
With cops right up my ass
– Nginamaphoyisa asondele emhlane wami
You may have a fleet
– Ungase ube nomkhumbi
But still I’m driving fast
– Kodwa namanje ngishayela ngokushesha
I’ll never be passed
– Angisoze ngadlula
I just saved the world
– Ngisanda kusindisa umhlaba
From the darkest founts
– Kusukela emithonjeni emnyama kakhulu
Killed a little girl
– Kubulawe intombazanyana
Better for the town
– Kungcono edolobheni
Gave this truck a whirl
– Wanikeza leli lori ukuzungeza
Heavy is my crown
– Umqhele wami unzima
But I won’t go down!
– Kodwa ngeke ngehle!
Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
– Drive, drive, drive, kodwa ngingumfana speed!
Seven bears are all I need
– Amabhere ayisikhombisa yiwo kuphela engiwadingayo
Try, just try, but I will lead!
– Zama, zama nje, kodwa ngizohola!
I bet that you’re peeing your pants
– Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi ubhekene peeing amabhulukwe akho
Drive, drive, drive, but I’ll still speed!
– Drive, drive, drive, kodwa ngizobe namanje speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
– Amabhiya ayisikhombisa, ukhula oluncane
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
– Have fried, fried, fried ubuchopho bami, ngidinga
Some more to proceed!
– Abanye more ukuqhubeka!
Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
– Drive, drive, drive, kodwa ngingumfana speed!
Seven bears are all I need
– Amabhere ayisikhombisa yiwo kuphela engiwadingayo
Try, just try, but I will lead!
– Zama, zama nje, kodwa ngizohola!
I bet that you’re peeing your pants
– Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi ubhekene peeing amabhulukwe akho
Drive, drive, drive, but I’ll still speed!
– Drive, drive, drive, kodwa ngizobe namanje speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
– Amabhiya ayisikhombisa, ukhula oluncane
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
– Have fried, fried, fried ubuchopho bami, ngidinga
Some more to proceed!
– Abanye more ukuqhubeka!
Shit, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
– Ingabe i-dumbass yami yayishaye isihlahla ngempela?
Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
– Manje ngivuka ngezinyawo, ngizame ukubaleka
But I can’t run, was it maybe all that weed?
– Kodwa angikwazi ukubaleka, ingabe mhlawumbe kwakuyikho konke lokho kukhula?
If I speak to them, maybe I’ll be free!
– Uma ngikhuluma nabo, mhlawumbe ngizokhululeka!
But they’ve got guns, what happens when they see my weed?
– Kodwa banezibhamu, kwenzekani lapho bebona ukhula lwami?
Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?
– Ingabe ngempela ngangimane ngivumelanise ukhula nokhula?
Alright, listen
– Kulungile, lalela
I can’t be arrested
– Angikwazi ukuboshwa
I’m like the mountain or some shit
– Ngifana nentaba noma into ethile
In another universe
– Kwenye indawo yonke
And that deer has some powers!!!
– Futhi leyo nyamazane inamandla athile!!!
I’m doing this world a favor
– Ngenza leli zwe umusa
Please
– Ngicela
Don’t lock me up
– Ungangivaleli
I just saved the world
– Ngisanda kusindisa umhlaba
My thanks is thirty years to life
– Ukubonga kwami sekusele iminyaka engamashumi amathathu ukuba ngiphile
For that girl to be alive
– Ukuze leyo ntombazane iphile
And me to miss my wife
– Futhi mina ukuba miss umkami
Can’t be in a cage
– Angikwazi ukuba sekhejini
All my flowers gonna die
– Zonke izimbali zami zizokufa
I’ve got a growing boy to raise
– Nginomfana okhulayo engingamkhulisa
I need her butterscotch pie
– Ngidinga ikhekhe lakhe le butterscotch
Imma start hiding, see?
– Ingabe u-Imma uqala ukucasha, bheka?
I can only cry and mope
– Ngingakhala futhi ngikhale kuphela
There’ll be a friend inside of me
– Kuyoba khona umngane ngaphakathi kimi
If I drop the fucking soap
– Uma ngilahla insipho
I just wanna go home
– Ngifuna nje ukuya ekhaya
Wish I hadn’t gotten stoned
– Ngifisa sengathi ngabe angizange ngikhandwe ngamatshe
Now I’m stuck behind bars
– Manje sengibambeke ngemuva kwezitini
While my wife is getting boned!
– Ngenkathi umkami ethola amathambo!
K dot
– K iphuzu
I’ll miss you
– Ngizokukhumbula
Go seal that dark fountain
– Hamba uvale lowo mthombo omnyama
Also
– Futhi
Fuck Sans
– Fuck Sans
And his convenience store
– Nesitolo sakhe sokudla
