台北下了雪 你說那是保麗龍
– It’s snowing in Taipei, you said it was styrofoam
耶誕夜的配色 也不配黃綠紅
– The color scheme of Christmas Eve is not worthy of yellow, green and red
叮叮噹 叮叮噹
– Jingle bells Jingle bells
聽到我的手機鈴聲 你別太緊張
– Don’t be too nervous when you hear my phone ringing
聖誕夜驚魂 從晚上玩到清晨
– Christmas Eve Terrors play from night to early morning
打得火熱的情人 融化了雪人
– The hot lover melted the snowman
越冷越開花 原本是呆瓜
– The colder it is, the more it blooms. It was originally a fool.
因為聖誕節 我們全部變成嗨咖
– Because at Christmas we all become hi coffee
放些應景的歌 我們盡情的喝
– Play some appropriate songs and let’s drink as much as we like
今年或許過得很苦 但今天我們可樂
– This year may have been very difficult, but today we have coke
Last Christmas you broke my heart
– Last Christmas you broke my heart
今年耶誕 我要Party like a rock star
– I want to party like a rock star for Christmas this year
每個地方都變成皇宮
– Every place becomes a palace
宅男都出動 我看到盧廣仲
– Otaku are dispatched. I saw Lu Guangzhong.
100種生活 耶誕節也只有一種
– There is only one of the 100 kinds of life, Christmas
祝你耶誕快樂 它淺顯易懂
– I wish you a happy Christmas. It’s easy to understand.
M等於Merry C等於Christmas
– M is equal to Merry C is equal to Christmas
MC又來了 就是 Merry Christmas
– MC is here again, it’s Merry Christmas
MC又來了 MC又來了
– MC is here again MC is here again
最想念的季節 我的MC又來了
– The season I miss most, my MC is here again
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Merry Christmas
– Merry Merry Christmas
最想念的季節 我想念著你
– The season I miss most, I miss you
耶誕的老公公 不小心洩了底
– The father-in-law of Christmas accidentally leaked the bottom
像個孩子在夜裡 暗自竊喜
– Like a child secretly chuckling at night
我的MC又來了 卻不是在指月經
– My MC is here again but not referring to menstruation
U know I mean? 它一年只來一次
– U know I mean? It only comes once a year
只要你快樂 其它都是其次
– As long as you are happy, everything else is second
叮叮噹 叮叮噹
– Jingle bells Jingle bells
當你收到我的簡訊 你是否放在心上
– Do you take it to heart when you receive my text message?
你會保留它 還是刪除
– Will you keep it or delete it
出現在的你是2個人 還是單獨
– Are you 2 people or alone?
你的他 是白馬王子 還是蟾蜍
– Is your prince Charming or Toad?
該不會是你有小孩了 就像吳淡如
– Shouldn’t it be that you have children, just like Wu Tanru?
時間還早 還不想回家
– It’s still early and I don’t want to go home yet
最屌的MC幫聖誕節製造火花
– The best MC helps create sparks for Christmas
別再聽George Michael的Last Christmas
– Stop listening to George Michael’s Last Christmas
今年耶誕就聽我的這首吧
– Listen to my song for Christmas this year
M等於Merry C等於Christmas
– M is equal to Merry C is equal to Christmas
MC又來了 就是 Merry Christmas
– MC is here again, it’s Merry Christmas
MC又來了 MC又來了
– MC is here again MC is here again
最想念的季節 我的MC又來了
– The season I miss most, my MC is here again
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Merry Christmas
– Merry Merry Christmas
———-伴奏—————
– ———-Accompaniment—————
不可能下的雪 已經下在了台北
– The impossible snow has already fallen in Taipei
不可能遇見的人 或許正在和我派對
– Someone you can’t meet may be having a party with me
不可能說的話 還可能先不說話
– If it’s impossible to say, you may not speak yet.
罐頭簡訊 它再誠懇 也嫌多話
– Canned text messages, no matter how sincere it is, it’s too much to talk about
我是聖誕節 薑餅人 把餅做大
– I’m a Christmas gingerbread man who makes cakes bigger
當MC又來了 默默許下願望
– When the MC comes again, silently make a wish
或許 它永遠不可能會實現
– Maybe it will never come true
But who cares?
– But who cares?
今天是聖誕節
– Today is Christmas
M等於Merry C等於Christmas
– M is equal to Merry C is equal to Christmas
MC又來了 就是 Merry Christmas
– MC is here again, it’s Merry Christmas
MC又來了 MC又來了
– MC is here again MC is here again
最想念的季節 我的MC又來了
– The season I miss most, my MC is here again
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Merry Christmas
– Merry Merry Christmas
M等於Merry C等於Christmas
– M is equal to Merry C is equal to Christmas
MC又來了 就是 Merry Christmas
– MC is here again, it’s Merry Christmas
MC又來了 MC又來了
– MC is here again MC is here again
最想念的季節 我的MC又來了
– The season I miss most, my MC is here again
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Christmas 我想要對你說
– Merry Christmas I want to tell you
Merry Merry Christmas
– Merry Merry Christmas
