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I went to New York ’cause a man in a suit told me, “You’re gonna be a star”
– Veni Ad Novum Eboracum, causa hominis in sectam dixit mihi, ” Tu es agnus dei esse stellam”
I said, “Yeah, I know,” but it came out like, “What, who, me?”
– Et dixit: Si in aliquo dubitaveritis, Quid est, me?”
I took a walk on the beach, ’cause the guy doesn’t like me back
– Et tulit deambulatio in litore, ‘ causa quod guy non sicut mihi
Even though I’m gonna be a star, guess I don’t have it, guess I don’t have it after all
– Quamquam im ‘ agnus dei esse stella, coniecto ego non habent eam coniecto ut non post omnes
But it’s okay, ’cause my life is so exciting
– Sed suus ‘okay,’ causam meam tam excitando
Every night is like a party, ’cause I bit the bullet
– Omnis nox est sicut factio ,’ stanni atque plumbi
I’m finally watching Friends
– Ego tandem vigilantes Amicis
“What took me so long?”
– “Quid mihi tam diu?”
I say to no one, ’cause I’m alone all the time
– Nemo dico: ‘causa ego sum solus omni tempore
But now I’m never lonely, not since I met Joey
– Nunc autem non sum solus, non quia Occurrit Joey
But when I turn the lights off, Joey doesn’t hold me
– Et ego, quando recordatus fuero, pertimesco, Joannes non me tenet
And in my darkest moment, I wonder if I met him out at a bar
– Et nunc mihi in tenebris, nescio si occurrit eum ad talea
If he’d seen me, a perfect star, wanna take me home for that reason only
– Si me vidisset, stellam perfectam, visne me idcirco tantum domum accipe
‘Cause why else would you want me?
– ‘Cur me hoc in modo spectas?
I think I’ve got a fucked up face
– Puto ego got a eruditionis habes sursum faciem
And that thought used to haunt me
– Et quod cogitatio mihi frequentare solebat
‘Til it fell in its sweet embrace
– ‘Donec cecidit in eius dulcis amplexus
Now I don’t sweat the acne
– Nunc acne sudorem non habeo
It’s a bitch, but it goes away
– Suus ‘ a ferreo canis exprimamus, sed etiam vadit
And who cares if I’m pretty?
– Chi ha il coraggio di misurarsi con me?
I feel like I’m Phoebe
– Ego sentio amo Im Phoebe
I feel like it totally works
– Ego sentio amo is prorsus operatur
When the blue in my skirt doesn’t work with the blue in my top
– Cum hyacintho in oram meam non operatur cum hyacintho summo
And if I tried to be her, it’d fall so flat, you’d feel badly
– Et si eam esse conatus sum, tam plana cadere velis, male sentire velis
And most of these days, I feel the dull ache
– Pleraque ex his diebus dolorem hebetem sentio
But then I say, “Stop,” and then I feel great
– Sed tunc dico, Desine, et tunc sentio magnum
‘Cause it could be worse, I know, I know
– ‘Non potest esse causa peius, scio, scio
Know it in the worst way
– Sapiente in enim modi
We rehearsed this, mm
– Je vous le demande, s.
Everything’s okay
– Omnia suus okay
‘Cause my life is so enticing
– ‘Causam meam tam allicit
In the corner, eating icing
– In anguli, vico manducans
It’s a birthday party, these people aren’t my friends
– Suus ‘ a natalis pars, hi sunt amici mei
I’m thinking “So long,” amidst their deep talk
– Ego cogito “Tam diu,” in medio eorum altum disputatio
‘Bout someone they didn’t invite
– ‘Bout aliquis non invitavit
But I’d rather be lonely, counted out and homely
– Sed mallem esse solam, numeratum et domesticum
I know that he’ll need me once he gets to know me
– Scio quod youll ‘ postulo mihi semel accipit scire me
Wonder when I’ll meet him
– Miror cum occurrit illi
Wonder if he’s sitting there at a bar and if he likes ’em avant garde
– Miror si ibi sedet ad vectem et si vult ‘ avant garde
Just what they told me
– Quid dixerit mihi
‘Cause why else would you want me? (Want me, mm)
– ‘Cur me hoc in modo spectas? (Vis mihi, mm)
I think I got a fucked up face (Oh)
– Ego got a eruditionis habes usque faciem (O)
And that thought used to haunt me (Haunt me)
– Et me alias tanto honore [honorasti] postmodum, et damna maxima intulisti.
‘Til I fell in its sweet embrace (Uh-huh)
– Et ego suscitabo eum in novissimo die.
Now I don’t sweat the acne (No, woah)
– Ego autem non sudore acne (Non, woah)
It’s a bitch, but it goes away (Oh)
– Il est meugnon, mais il est beau (Oh)
Who cares if I’m pretty?
– Chi ha il coraggio di misurarsi con me?
I feel like I’m Phoebe
– Ego sentio amo Im Phoebe
I feel like a whole lot
– Ego sentio amo totum multum
No, I’m good, thanks for asking
– No pasa nada … esto, me tengo que ir
That’d be awesome, but no worries if not
– Quod youd ‘ terribilis, sed nihil sollicitudines si
Best believe I can hack it
– Optime credo eam trucidare possum
Check it out, I made it this far
– Audite qui longe estis *
Had to dig deep inside me
– Debo hacer mi tarea
‘TiI I found what I was looking for
– ‘TiI inveni quod eram vultus
It was right there inside me (Ah)
– In via portat. ‘ [748] fatuae sunt
It was beautiful, beautiful, beautiful (Beautiful)
– Pulchra erat, pulchra, pulchra (Pulchra)
Why else would you want me? (Want me, want me) (Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful)
– Cur me vult necare? (Vis me, vis mihi) (Pulchra, pulchra, pulchra)
I think I got a fucked up face (Gorgeous, amazing)
– Puto ego got a eruditionis habes sursum faciem (Splendidis, prodigiosus)
And that thought used to haunt me (Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful)
– Et me alias tanto honore [honorasti] postmodum, et damna maxima intulisti.
‘Til I fell in it’s sweet embrace (Uh-huh)
– ‘Donec cecidit in suus’ dulcis amplexus (Uh-huh)
Now I don’t sweat the acne (No)
– Ego autem non sudore acne (No)
It’s a bitch, but it goes away (Yeah)
– Suus ‘ a ferreo canis exprimamus, sed etiam vadit (Yeah)
Who cares if I’m pretty?
– Chi ha il coraggio di misurarsi con me?
I feel like I’m Phoebe
– Ego sentio amo Im Phoebe
I feel like a whole lot
– Ego sentio amo totum multum
Who cares if I’m pretty?
– Chi ha il coraggio di misurarsi con me?
I feel like I’m Phoebe
– Ego sentio amo Im Phoebe
I feel like a whole lot
– Ego sentio amo totum multum
Oh-oh
– Oh,oh
Uh, uh-uh
– Uh, uh-uh
