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May I have your attention, please?
– Kann Ech ëm Är Opmierksamkeet froen?
May I have your attention, please?
– Kann Ech ëm Är Opmierksamkeet froen?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Wäert de richtege Slim Shady opstoen?
I repeat
– Ech widderhuelen
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Wäert de richtege Slim Shady opstoen?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– Mir wäerten Hei E Problem Hunn
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– Dir handelt wéi dir nach ni eng wäiss Persoun gesinn hutt
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– Pinien all Um Buedem Wéi Pam, Wéi Tommy einfach An D ‘ Dier gebrach
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– An ugefaang hiren Aarsch méi schlecht ze schloen wéi virdrun
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– Si ware fir D ‘ éischt gescheet an hunn se Iwwer Miwwele geheit (Agh)
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– Et ass de Retour vum “jo, an et gëtt Ni méi.””.
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– Hien huet net nëmme gesot wat ech mengen hien huet gemaach, oder?”
And Dr. Dre said
– An Dr. Dre gesot
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– Näischt, hiren Idiot, Den Dr Dre ass dout, hien ass a mengem Keller agespaart (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
– Feministesch Fraen léift Eminem
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chicka-Chicka-Chicka, Slim Shady, ech sinn midd vun him
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– Kuckt hien wéi hien ronderëm leeft a säi Dir-wësst-scho-wat schnappt
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– “Neen!” wier do ganz onhéiflech.
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– Jo, ech hu wahrscheinlech e Puer Schrauwen a mengem Kapp lass
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– Awer net méi schlëmm wéi dat wat an den Elteren Hir Schlofkummeren leeft
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– Heiansdo wëll ech Op Den Fernseh goen a just lass loossen
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– Awer net, awer et ass cool Fir Den Tom Green en doudege Moos ze bockelen
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– “Mäi Hënner ass op de Lëpsen, mäi Butt ass op de Lëpsen “
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– A wann Ech Gléck Hunn, vläicht gitt dir him e klenge Kuss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– An dat ass de Message dee mir kleng Kanner vermëttelen
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– An erwaart datt se net wësse wat De Klitoris vun Enger Fra ass
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– Natierlech wësst dir wat Geschlechtsverkéier ass
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– Wann dir an de véierte Schouljoer kommt, hutt Dir Den Entdeckungskanal, oder net?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– Mir sinn näischt anescht Wéi Mamendéieren
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– Gutt, e puer Vun Eis Kannibalen déi aner Leit wéi Melonen opschneiden
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– Awer wa mir dout Déieren an Antilope kënnen humpen
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– Da gëtt et kee Grond firwat E Mann an en Anere Mann net kënne verbrennen
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– Awer wann dir fillt wéi ech mech fillen, hunn ech De Géigemëttel
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– Fraen, wénken Mat Hiren Tights, sangen de Chorus, an et geet
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ech Sinn De Slim Shady, jo ech sinn de richtege Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– All aner schlank Schatten imitéieren nëmmen
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Also de richtege Slim Shady wäert net opstoen
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Weg opstoen, wann ech glift opstoen?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Well Ech Sinn De Slim Shady, jo, ech sinn de richtege Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– All aner schlank Schatten imitéieren nëmmen
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Also de richtege Slim Shady wäert net opstoen
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Weg opstoen, wann ech glift opstoen?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– Will Smith brauch net a senge Raps ze schwieren Fir Placken ze verkafen (Nee)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– Elo maachen ech, also fuck hien a fuck dech och
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– Wéi ass Et mat Engem Grammy egal?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– D ‘ Halschent Vun iech Kritiker kënnen mech net emol aushalen, loosst mech stoen
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “Awer Schlank, wat wann dir gewënnt? Wier et net komesch?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– Firwat? Also kënnt dir just léien fir mech heihinner ze bréngen?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– Also kënnt dir mech Nieft Britney Spears hei setzen?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– Jo, Schäiss, Christina Aguilera huet mech besser gehandelt
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– Sou datt ech nieft Carson Daly a Fred Duuscht sëtze kann
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– A lauschtert wéi se streiden iwwer wien hatt als éischt De Kapp ginn huet
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– Kleng Bitch huet mech op MTV iwwerdriwwen
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “Jo, hien ass léif, awer ech mengen hien ass mam Kim bestuet, hihi.”
I should download her audio on MP3
– Ech sollt Ären Audio OP MP3 eroflueden
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– A weist der ganzer Welt wéi dir Dem EMINEM VD ginn hutt (Agh)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– Ech si krank vun iech, kleng Meedercher A Jonggruppen, alles wat dir maacht ass mech ze nerven
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– Also ech gouf heihinner geschéckt fir dech ze zerstéieren
And there’s a million of us just like me
– An et sinn Eng Millioun vun eis, sou wéi ech
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– Déi schwieren wéi ech, déi einfach Kee Schäiss ginn wéi ech
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– Déi sech wéi ech verkleeden, goen, schwätzen an handelen wéi ech
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– A kéint just dat nächst bescht sinn, awer net ganz ech
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Well Ech Sinn De Slim Shady, jo, ech sinn de richtege Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– All aner schlank Schatten imitéieren nëmmen
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Also de richtege Slim Shady wäert net opstoen
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Weg opstoen, wann ech glift opstoen?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Well Ech Sinn De Slim Shady, jo, ech sinn de richtege Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– All aner schlank Schatten imitéieren nëmmen
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Also de richtege Slim Shady wäert net opstoen
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Weg opstoen, wann ech glift opstoen?
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– Ech si wéi Eng Kapprees Fir Ze Lauschteren
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– Well ech ginn iech Just Saachen iwwer déi Dir Witzer Mat äre Frënn Maacht an ärer Stuff
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– Deen Eenzegen Ënnerscheed ass datt ech D ‘ Eeër hunn et virun iech all ze soen
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– An ech muss net gefälscht sinn oder iwwerhaapt zockercoat
I just get on the mic and spit it
– Ech setzen mech just Op De Mikrofon a späiz et aus
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– A wann hien huet repented, verzeien him.
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– Besser wéi nonzeg Prozent vun iech Kënne Rapperen
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– Da frot dir iech: “wéi Kënnen D’ Kanner dës Alben iessen wéi Valium?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– Et ass witzeg, well Mat Der Geschwindegkeet ginn ech wann ech drësseg sinn
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– Ech wäert déi eenzeg Persoun am Altersheem sinn, déi flirt
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– De Krankeschwëster Ass Den Aarsch wann ech Mam Jergens rëselen
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– An ech rëselen, awer Dës ganz Täsch Viagra funktionnéiert net
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– An all eenzel Persoun ass e schlanke Schiet, dee lauert
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– Hie kéint beim Burger King schaffen a späiz op är Zwiebelréng (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– Oder Op Der Parkplaz, kreest a rifft: “et ass mir egal!”
With his windows down and his system up
– Mat Erofgefallene Fënsteren an opgehuewe System
So will the real Shady please stand up
– Also déi richteg Schatteg ufro wäert opstoen
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– An ee Vun dëse Fanger op all Hand leeën?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– A sidd houfreg verréckt an ausser Kontroll ze sinn
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– An nach eng kéier, sou haart wéi dir kënnt, wéi geet et?
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ech Sinn De Slim Shady, jo ech sinn de richtege Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– All aner schlank Schatten imitéieren nëmmen
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Also de richtege Slim Shady wäert net opstoen
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Weg opstoen, wann ech glift opstoen?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Well Ech Sinn De Slim Shady, jo, ech sinn de richtege Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– All aner schlank Schatten imitéieren nëmmen
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Also de richtege Slim Shady wäert net opstoen
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Weg opstoen, wann ech glift opstoen?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Well Ech Sinn De Slim Shady, jo, ech sinn de richtege Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– All aner schlank Schatten imitéieren nëmmen
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Also de richtege Slim Shady wäert net opstoen
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Weg opstoen, wann ech glift opstoen?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Well Ech Sinn De Slim Shady, jo, ech sinn de richtege Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– All aner schlank Schatten imitéieren nëmmen
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Also de richtege Slim Shady wäert net opstoen
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Weg opstoen, wann ech glift opstoen?
Ha-ha
– Haha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– Ech mengen et ass e schlanke Schiet an eis all
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– Schrauwen et, loosst eis all opstoen
