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May I have your attention, please?
– Iltimos, sizning e’tiboringizni jalb qilsam bo’ladimi?
May I have your attention, please?
– Iltimos, sizning e’tiboringizni jalb qilsam bo’ladimi?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Haqiqiy Slim Shodi iltimos o’rnidan turadimi?
I repeat
– Takrorlayman
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Haqiqiy Slim Shodi iltimos o’rnidan turadimi?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– Bu erda bizda muammo bor
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– Siz ilgari hech qachon oq tanli odamni ko’rmagandek harakat qilasiz
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– Barcha Pam kabi qavatda jag’lari, Tommy kabi faqat eshik yorilib
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– Va eshagini avvalgidan ham yomonroq qila boshladi
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– Ular birinchi bo’lib ajrashishdi, uni mebel ustiga tashladilar (Agh)
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– Bu ” oh, kuting, hech qanday yo’l yo’q, siz hazillashyapsiz
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– U shunchaki nima deb o’ylaganimni aytmadi, shunday qildimi?”
And Dr. Dre said
– Va doktor Dre dedi
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– Hech narsa, siz ahmoqlar, doktor Dre o’lik, u mening podvalimda qulflangan (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
– Feminist ayollar eminemni sevadilar
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shodi, men undan kasalman
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– Unga qarang, aylanib yurib, siz bilgan narsangizni yutib oling
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– Flippin ‘ siz bilgan-kim”, ” Ha, lekin u juda yoqimli”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– Ha, men, ehtimol, bo’sh boshimga vida bir necha bor
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– Lekin ota-onangizning yotoqxonasida nima bo’layotganidan yomon emas
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– Ba’zan men televizorga chiqishni xohlayman va shunchaki bo’shashaman
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– Lekin qila olmaydi, lekin Tom Grin uchun o’lik bug’ni urish salqin
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– “Mening bum lablaringda, mening bum lablaringda”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– Va agar omadim bo’lsa, siz uni ozgina o’pishingiz mumkin
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– Va bu biz kichik bolalarga etkazadigan xabar
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– Va ular ayolning klitorisi nima ekanligini bilmasliklarini kuting
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– Albatta, ular jinsiy aloqa nima ekanligini bilishadi
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– Ular to’rtinchi sinfni urishganda, ular Discovery kanaliga ega bo’lishdi, shunday emasmi?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– Biz emas, balki sutemizuvchilar
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– Xo’sh, ba’zilarimiz boshqa odamlarni qovun kabi ochadigan kanniballar
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– Ammo agar biz o’lik hayvonlar va antilopalarni qoqib qo’ysak
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– Keyin erkak va boshqa erkak qochib qutula olmasligiga hech qanday sabab yo’q
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– Ammo agar siz o’zimni his qilsam, antidotni oldim
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– Ayollar, sizning pantyhose to’lqin, xor kuylash, va u ketadi
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Men Slim Shodi emasman, ha, men real Shodi emasman
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Boshqa barcha nozik Shadys faqat taqlid qilinadi
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Shunday qilib, haqiqiy Slim Shodi o’rnidan turmaydimi
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Iltimos, turing, turing?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– – Chunki men nozik soyadaman, ha, men haqiqiy soyadaman
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Boshqa barcha nozik Shadys faqat taqlid qilinadi
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Shunday qilib, haqiqiy Slim Shodi o’rnidan turmaydimi
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Iltimos, turing, turing?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– Uill Smit yozuvlarni sotish uchun o’z raplarida kus kerak emas (yo’q)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– Xo’sh, men qilaman, shuning uchun uni fuck, va siz ham fuck
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– Siz men Grammy haqida la’nat beraman deb o’ylaysizmi?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– Sizlarning yarmingiz tanqidchilar meni hatto oshqozon ham qila olmaydi, menga turmasin
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “Lekin nozik, agar g’alaba qozonsangiz nima bo’ladi? Bu g’alati bo’lmaydimi?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– Nima uchun? Xo’sh, siz meni bu erga olib kelish uchun yolg’on gapirishingiz mumkinmi?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– Shunday qilib, siz meni Britni Spirsning yonida o’tira olasizmi?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– Yo, shit, Kristina Aguilera yaxshiroq meni stullar o’tish
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– Shunday qilib, men Karson Deyli va Fred Durst yonida o’tirishim mumkin
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– Va u kimga birinchi bo’lib bosh bergani haqida bahslashayotganini eshiting
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– Kichkina kaltak meni MTVda portlatdi
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “Ha, u yoqimli, lekin menimcha, u kimga uylangan, XI-XI”
I should download her audio on MP3
– Men MP3 uning audio yuklab kerak
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– Va butun dunyoga Eminem VD (Agh)ni qanday berganingizni ko’rsating
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– Men sizdan kasalman kichkina qiz va o’g’il guruhlari, siz faqat meni bezovta qilasiz
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– Shunday qilib, men sizni yo’q qilish uchun bu erga yuborildim
And there’s a million of us just like me
– Va biz kabi bir million kishi bor
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– Kim men kabi kuss, kim faqat men kabi bir fuck bermang
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– Kim menga o’xshab kiyinadi, yuradi, gapiradi va men kabi harakat qiladi
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– Va faqat keyingi eng yaxshi narsa bo’lishi mumkin, emas, balki juda meni
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– – Chunki men nozik soyadaman, ha, men haqiqiy soyadaman
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Boshqa barcha nozik Shadys faqat taqlid qilinadi
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Shunday qilib, haqiqiy Slim Shodi o’rnidan turmaydimi
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Iltimos, turing, turing?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– – Chunki men nozik soyadaman, ha, men haqiqiy soyadaman
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Boshqa barcha nozik Shadys faqat taqlid qilinadi
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Shunday qilib, haqiqiy Slim Shodi o’rnidan turmaydimi
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Iltimos, turing, turing?
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– Men tinglash uchun bosh sayohatga o’xshayman
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– – Chunki men sizga faqat livin xonangizda do’stlaringiz bilan hazillashadigan narsalarni beraman
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– Faqatgina farq shundaki, men buni Y’All oldida aytish uchun to’plarni oldim
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– Va men yolg’on yoki umuman sugarcoat bo’lmasligim kerak
I just get on the mic and spit it
– Men shunchaki mikrofonga o’tiraman va tupuraman
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– Va siz buni tan olishni xohlaysizmi (Err), men shunchaki shit qilaman
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– Sizning to’qson foizingizdan yaxshiroq repperlar mumkin
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– Shunda siz hayron bo’lasiz: “qanday qilib bolalar Valium kabi bu albomlarni yeyishlari mumkin?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– Bu kulgili,’ men boradigan stavkada sabab’, o’ttiz yoshimda
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– Men nursinning uyida noz-karashma qiladigan yagona odam bo’laman
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– Pinchinning hamshirasining eshaklari men Jergens bilan to’qnashganimda
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– Va men silkityapman, lekin bu butun Viagra sumkasi ishlamayapti
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– Va har bir kishi nozik soyali lurkin
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– U Burger Kingda ishlashi mumkin, sizning piyoz halqalaringizga tupuring (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– Yoki parkin lotida, aylanib, qichqiriq, ” men fuck bermayman!”
With his windows down and his system up
– Derazalari pastga va tizimi yuqoriga ko’tarilgan holda
So will the real Shady please stand up
– Shunday qilib, haqiqiy Shodi o’rnidan turadi
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– Va bu barmoqlardan birini har bir qo’lingizga qo’ying?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– Va aqlingizdan va nazoratdan tashqarida ekanligingizdan faxrlaning
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– Va yana bir marta, iloji boricha baland ovozda, bu qanday ketmoqda?
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Men Slim Shodi emasman, ha, men real Shodi emasman
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Boshqa barcha nozik Shadys faqat taqlid qilinadi
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Shunday qilib, haqiqiy Slim Shodi o’rnidan turmaydimi
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Iltimos, turing, turing?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– – Chunki men nozik soyadaman, ha, men haqiqiy soyadaman
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Boshqa barcha nozik Shadys faqat taqlid qilinadi
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Shunday qilib, haqiqiy Slim Shodi o’rnidan turmaydimi
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Iltimos, turing, turing?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– – Chunki men nozik soyadaman, ha, men haqiqiy soyadaman
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Boshqa barcha nozik Shadys faqat taqlid qilinadi
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Shunday qilib, haqiqiy Slim Shodi o’rnidan turmaydimi
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Iltimos, turing, turing?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– – Chunki men nozik soyadaman, ha, men haqiqiy soyadaman
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Boshqa barcha nozik Shadys faqat taqlid qilinadi
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Shunday qilib, haqiqiy Slim Shodi o’rnidan turmaydimi
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Iltimos, turing, turing?
Ha-ha
– Ha-ha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– O’ylaymanki, barchamizda nozik soyali bor
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– Jin ursin, hammamiz turaylik
