Topenga Ataata
Kupu Tūpato
May I have your attention, please?
– Kia whai ahau tou aro, tēnā?
May I have your attention, please?
– Kia whai ahau tou aro, tēnā?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Ka tu ake te Slim Shady tūturu?
I repeat
– Ka whakahokia e au
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Ka tu ake te Slim Shady tūturu?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– Ka whai raruraru tātou i konei
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– Ka mahi katoa koe me te mea kaore koe i kite i tetahi tangata ma i mua
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– Kauae katoa i runga i te papa rite Pam, rite Tommy tika pakaru i roto i te tatau
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– A ka tīmata te whoopin ‘ tona kaihe kino atu i mua
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– I whakarerea raua i te tuatahi, ka maka ia ki runga i nga taonga (Agh )
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– Ko te hokinga mai o te ” aue, tatari, kaua e ara, kei te tawai koe
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– Kāore ia i mea noa i taku whakaaro i mea ia, i mea ia?”
And Dr. Dre said
– Na Ka mea A Tākuta Dre
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– Kāore he mea, e ngā kuware, Kua mate A Tākuta Dre, kua herea ia ki roto i taku rūma (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
– E aroha Ana ngā wahine wahine Ki A Eminem
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, kua ngenge ahau i a ia
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– Titiro ki a ia, e haereere ana, e hopu ana i tana e mohio ana koe-he aha
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– Ka huri i te tangata e mōhio ana koe”, “Ae, engari he tino reka ia”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– Ae, pea ka whiwhi ahau i te tokorua o screws ake i roto i toku matenga wewete
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– Engari ehara i te mea kino ake i te mea e tupu ana i roto i nga ruma o o matua
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– I ētahi wā e HIAHIA ana ahau KI TE haere KI TE POUAKA WHAKAATA me te tuku noa
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– Engari kaore e taea, engari he pai ki a Tom Green te peke i te moose mate
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– Ko toku ngutu kei runga i your ngutu, ko toku ngutu kei runga i your ngutu
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– A ki te mea he waimarie ahau, ka hoatu pea e koe he kihi iti
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– A ko te karere tērā e tukuna ana e mātou ki ngā tamariki nohinohi
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– Me te tumanako kia kaua ratou e mohio he aha te clitoris o te wahine
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– Ae ra, ka mohio ratou he aha te hononga
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– I te wā i eke ai rātau ki te reanga tuawhā, kua whiwhi rātau i te Discovery Channel, kāore?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– Ehara mātou i te mea engari ko ngā whāngote
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– Well, etahi o tatou cannibals nei tapahia ētahi atu iwi tuwhera rite cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– Engari ki te taea e tātou te patu i ngā kararehe mate me ngā anitīpo
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– Na kaore he take e kore e taea e te tangata me tetahi atu tangata te rere
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– Engari ki te whakaaro koe he pai ki ahau, ka whiwhi ahau i te rongoā
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– E nga wahine, poipoi i to koutou pantyhose, waiata i te waiata, a ka haere
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ko Ahau Slim Shady, ae, ko ahau Te Shady tūturu
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Ko koutou katoa ko Ētahi Atu Slim Shadys e tāruatia ana
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Na e kore e te Real Slim Shady tēnā tu ake
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tena tu ake, tena tu ake?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘No te Mea He Ngoikore ahau, ae, ko ahau te Tino Pouri
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Ko koutou katoa ko Ētahi Atu Slim Shadys e tāruatia ana
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Na e kore e te Real Slim Shady tēnā tu ake
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tena tu ake, tena tu ake?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– E Kore E Will Smith gotta cuss i roto i tona raps ki te hoko pūkete (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– Well, mahi ahau, na fuck ia, a fuck koe rawa
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– E whakaaro ana koe ka hoatu e ahau he kanga mo Te Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– Kāore e taea e te haurua o koutou te whakahe i ahau, kaua rawa e tu ki ahau
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “Engari He Paku, he aha mēnā ka wikitōria koe? E kore e waiho te reira tipua?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– He aha? Na ka taea e koe te teka noa ki te tiki i ahau i konei?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– Na ka taea e koe te noho ki konei i te taha o Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera pai whakawhiti ahau tūru
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– Na ka taea e au Te noho ki Te taha o Carson Daly rāua ko Fred Durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– A whakarongo ’em tautohetohe i runga i te tangata i hoatu e ia upoko ki te tuatahi
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– Ko te Little bitch put me on blast i RUNGA I TE MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “Ae, he ataahua ia, engari ki taku whakaaro kua marenatia ia ki A Kim, hee-hee”
I should download her audio on MP3
– Me tikiake e ahau tona ororongo i RUNGA I MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– Me whakaatu ki te ao katoa me pehea koe i hoatu Ai Ki A Eminem VD (Agh )
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– Kua ngenge ahau i a koe i ngā rōpū kōtiro me ngā rōpū tama, ko tāu e mahi nei, he whakawehi i ahau
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– Na kua tonoa ahau ki konei ki te whakangaro ia koe
And there’s a million of us just like me
– A he miriona o tatou rite tonu ki ahau
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– Ko wai e rite ana ki ahau, ko wai e kore e rite ki ahau
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– Ko wai e rite ana ki ahau, e haere, e korero, e rite ana ki ahau
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– A, koia pea te mea pai e whai ake nei, engari ehara i te mea ko au
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘No te Mea He Ngoikore ahau, ae, ko ahau te Tino Pouri
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Ko koutou katoa ko Ētahi Atu Slim Shadys e tāruatia ana
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Na e kore e te Real Slim Shady tēnā tu ake
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tena tu ake, tena tu ake?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘No te Mea He Ngoikore ahau, ae, ko ahau te Tino Pouri
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Ko koutou katoa ko Ētahi Atu Slim Shadys e tāruatia ana
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Na e kore e te Real Slim Shady tēnā tu ake
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tena tu ake, tena tu ake?
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– He rite ahau ki te haerenga ki te whakarongo
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– ‘No te mea kei te hoatu noa e ahau ki a koe nga mea e tawai ana koe ki o hoa i roto i to ruma noho
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– Ko te rerekētanga anake ko te mea i whiwhi ahau i nga pōro ki te mea i te reira i mua o y’all
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– A e kore ahau e kia teka ranei sugarcoat reira i te katoa
I just get on the mic and spit it
– Ka eke au ki te hopuoro ka tuwha atu
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– A ahakoa rite koe ki te whakaae i te reira (Err), ahau tika shit reira
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– He pai ake i te iwa tekau ōrau o koutou e taea ana e ngā kaiwaiata rap
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– Na ka miharo koe, ” Me pēhea e kai ai ngā tamariki i ēnei kōpae pēnei i Ngā Valiums?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– He mea whakamiharo, ‘na te mea i te tere e haere ana ahau’, ina toru tekau oku tau
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– Ko ahau anake te tangata i roto i te nursin ‘ home flirting
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– E ho’ohana aku I kekahi mea e ho’ohana aku ai i Kekahi
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– A kei te jerking ahau, engari kaore tenei putea Katoa O Te Viagra e mahi
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– A ko ia tangata takitahi he Tangata Ngoikore, He Tangata Pouri
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– Ka taea e ia te mahi I Te Burger King, spittin ‘ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– Ranei i roto i te rota parkin’, porowhita, hamama, “e kore ahau e hoatu i te fuck!”
With his windows down and his system up
– Me ōna matapihi ki raro me tōna pūnaha ki runga
So will the real Shady please stand up
– Na ka tu ake te Atarangi tūturu
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– Na ka hoatu tetahi o aua maihao i runga i ia ringa ki runga?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– A kia whakapehapeha ki te kia i roto i to koutou hinengaro, me te i roto i te mana
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– A, kotahi anō te wā, he nui te reo, he pēhea te haere?
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Ko Ahau Slim Shady, ae, ko ahau Te Shady tūturu
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Ko koutou katoa ko Ētahi Atu Slim Shadys e tāruatia ana
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Na e kore e te Real Slim Shady tēnā tu ake
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tena tu ake, tena tu ake?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘No te Mea He Ngoikore ahau, ae, ko ahau te Tino Pouri
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Ko koutou katoa ko Ētahi Atu Slim Shadys e tāruatia ana
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Na e kore e te Real Slim Shady tēnā tu ake
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tena tu ake, tena tu ake?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘No te Mea He Ngoikore ahau, ae, ko ahau te Tino Pouri
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Ko koutou katoa ko Ētahi Atu Slim Shadys e tāruatia ana
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Na e kore e te Real Slim Shady tēnā tu ake
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tena tu ake, tena tu ake?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘No te Mea He Ngoikore ahau, ae, ko ahau te Tino Pouri
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Ko koutou katoa ko Ētahi Atu Slim Shadys e tāruatia ana
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Na e kore e te Real Slim Shady tēnā tu ake
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Tena tu ake, tena tu ake?
Ha-ha
– Ha-ha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– Ki taku whakaaro he Iti he Atarangi kei roto i a tātou katoa
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– Fuck it, kia tu katoa tatou ki runga
