Topenga Ataata
Kupu Tūpato
Driving in my car right after a beer
– Te taraiwa i roto i toku motokā tika i muri i te pia
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
– Hey, he rite te āhua o taua kōpeke ki te reena
DUI?
– KO TE DUI?
How about you die?
– Me pehea e mate ai koe?
I’ll go a hundred miles
– Ka haere ahau i te rau maero
An hour!
– He haora!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
– Kaore koe i te mohio, i whakakiia e au te hau
Imma get your fountain-making ass
– Imma tiki koutou kaihe puna-hanga
Pulverize this fuck
– Pulverize tenei fuck
With my Bergentrück
– Ki taku Bergentrück
It seems you’re out of luck!
– Te āhua nei kua kore koe e waimarie!
TRUCK!
– HE TARAKA!
Beer is on the seat
– Ko te pia kei runga i te nohoanga
Blood is on the grass
– Ko te toto kei runga i te tarutaru
Won’t admit defeat
– E kore e whakaae ki te hinga
With cops right up my ass
– Ki te pirihimana tika ake toku kaihe
You may have a fleet
– Kia whai koe i te kaipuke
But still I’m driving fast
– Engari kei te tere tonu taku taraiwa
I’ll never be passed
– Kāore au e whakaaetia
I just saved the world
– I whakaorangia e ahau te ao
From the darkest founts
– Mai i ngā puna pōuri rawa
Killed a little girl
– I patua he kotiro iti
Better for the town
– He pai ake mo te taone
Gave this truck a whirl
– I hoatu he whirl ki tēnei taraka
Heavy is my crown
– He taumaha taku karauna
But I won’t go down!
– Engari e kore ahau e haere ki raro!
Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
– Drive, drive, drive, engari ko ahau tere!
Seven bears are all I need
– E whitu ngā pea ko te mea anake e hiahiatia ana e au
Try, just try, but I will lead!
– Whakamātauria, tamata noa, engari ka arahi ahau!
I bet that you’re peeing your pants
– I bet that you’re peeing your pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I’ll still speed!
– Drive, drive, drive, engari ka tere tonu ahau!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
– E whitu ngā pia, he pīni tarutaru
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
– Kua parai, parai, parai toku roro, me ahau
Some more to proceed!
– Ētahi atu ki te haere!
Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
– Drive, drive, drive, engari ko ahau tere!
Seven bears are all I need
– E whitu ngā pea ko te mea anake e hiahiatia ana e au
Try, just try, but I will lead!
– Whakamātauria, tamata noa, engari ka arahi ahau!
I bet that you’re peeing your pants
– I bet that you’re peeing your pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I’ll still speed!
– Drive, drive, drive, engari ka tere tonu ahau!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
– E whitu ngā pia, he pīni tarutaru
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
– Kua parai, parai, parai toku roro, me ahau
Some more to proceed!
– Ētahi atu ki te haere!
Shit, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
– He mea kino, i tino patua e taku dumbass tētahi rākau?
Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
– Na ka whakatika ahau ki runga ki oku waewae, ka ngana ki te rere
But I can’t run, was it maybe all that weed?
– Otiia e kore e taea e ahau te rere, ko reira pea katoa e tarutaru?
If I speak to them, maybe I’ll be free!
– Ki te korero ahau ki a ratou, pea ka waiho ahau noa!
But they’ve got guns, what happens when they see my weed?
– Engari he patu ta rātau, he aha te mea ka tupu ina kite rātau i taku tarutaru?
Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?
– I tino rite ahau ki te tarutaru ki te tarutaru?
Alright, listen
– He pai, whakarongo
I can’t be arrested
– Kāore e taea te hopu I ahau
I’m like the mountain or some shit
– He rite ahau ki te maunga, ki ētahi mea rānei
In another universe
– I tētahi atu ao
And that deer has some powers!!!
– A he mana ta taua reena!!!
I’m doing this world a favor
– Kei te mahi ahau i tenei ao he mahi
Please
– Tena koa
Don’t lock me up
– Kaua e kati i ahau
I just saved the world
– I whakaorangia e ahau te ao
My thanks is thirty years to life
– E toru tekau tau te roa o taku whakawhetai
For that girl to be alive
– Kia ora ai taua kotiro
And me to miss my wife
– Me ahau ki te mihi ki taku wahine
Can’t be in a cage
– Kāore e taea te noho ki roto i te kātene
All my flowers gonna die
– Ka mate katoa aku puawai
I’ve got a growing boy to raise
– He tamaiti whakatipu taku hei whakatipu
I need her butterscotch pie
– E hiahia ana ahau ki tana keke butterscotch
Imma start hiding, see?
– Ka tīmata a Imma ki te huna, tirohia?
I can only cry and mope
– Ka taea e au anake te tangi me te tangi
There’ll be a friend inside of me
– He hoa kei roto i ahau
If I drop the fucking soap
– Ki te maturuturu ahau te hopi fucking
I just wanna go home
– E hiahia ana ahau ki te hoki ki te kāinga
Wish I hadn’t gotten stoned
– Ko te hiahia kia kaua ahau e akina ki te kohatu
Now I’m stuck behind bars
– Na kua mau ahau ki muri i nga tutaki
While my wife is getting boned!
– I te wā e wheua ana taku wahine!
K dot
– K tohu
I’ll miss you
– Ka mihi ahau ki a koe
Go seal that dark fountain
– Haere ki te hiri i taua puna pouri
Also
– Ano hoki
Fuck Sans
– Fuck Sans He Aha Te Take?
And his convenience store
– Me tana toa nohopuku
