Ikliphu Yevidiyo
Ingoma
Driving in my car right after a beer
– Ukuqhuba emotweni yam kanye emva kwebhiya
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
– Hey, loo bump imile njengexhama
DUI?
– DUI?
How about you die?
– Kuthekani ngokufa?
I’ll go a hundred miles
– I’ll be here awhile ukulele
An hour!
– Iyure enye!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
– Uyazi, ndagcwalisa igesi
Imma get your fountain-making ass
– Imma fumana i-aesthetics yakho
Pulverize this fuck
– Pulverize oku fuck
With my Bergentrück
– Kunye Nebergentück yam
It seems you’re out of luck!
– Kubonakala ngathi uphelelwe lithamsanqa!
TRUCK!
– ILORI!
Beer is on the seat
– Cheeseburger on seat
Blood is on the grass
– Igazi lisengceni
Won’t admit defeat
– Haathi mere saathi defeat
With cops right up my ass
– Uploader koo koo kanga roo
You may have a fleet
– Unokuba nomkhosi
But still I’m driving fast
– Kodwa ndiqhuba ngokukhawuleza
I’ll never be passed
– Andisoze ndidlule
I just saved the world
– Ndisindise umhlaba
From the darkest founts
– Ukusuka kwimithombo emnyama
Killed a little girl
– Ubulale intombi
Better for the town
– Ngcono kwidolophu
Gave this truck a whirl
– Wanika le lori isaqhwithi
Heavy is my crown
– Inzima isithsaba sam
But I won’t go down!
– Kodwa andiyi kuhla!
Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
– Ukuqhuba, ukuqhuba, ukuqhuba, kodwa ndiyakhawuleza!
Seven bears are all I need
– All we need bears
Try, just try, but I will lead!
– Zama, kodwa ndiya kukhokela!
I bet that you’re peeing your pants
– I think you’re batshit insane pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I’ll still speed!
– Drive, drive, but i’m still breathing!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
– Isixhenxe sebhiya, intwana yokhula
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
– Frye, frye, frye my body, i need
Some more to proceed!
– Abanye ngakumbi ukuqhubeka!
Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
– Ukuqhuba, ukuqhuba, ukuqhuba, kodwa ndiyakhawuleza!
Seven bears are all I need
– All we need bears
Try, just try, but I will lead!
– Zama, kodwa ndiya kukhokela!
I bet that you’re peeing your pants
– I think you’re batshit insane pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I’ll still speed!
– Drive, drive, but i’m still breathing!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
– Isixhenxe sebhiya, intwana yokhula
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
– Frye, frye, frye my body, i need
Some more to proceed!
– Abanye ngakumbi ukuqhubeka!
Shit, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
– Ngaba i-dumbass yam ibethe ngokwenene umthi?
Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
– Ngoku ndivuka ezinyaweni zam, ndizama ukubaleka
But I can’t run, was it maybe all that weed?
– Kodwa andinakubaleka, mhlawumbi yonke loo ukhula?
If I speak to them, maybe I’ll be free!
– Ukuba ndithetha nabo, mhlawumbi ndiya kuba free!
But they’ve got guns, what happens when they see my weed?
– Kodwa banemipu, kwenzeka ntoni xa bebona ukhula lwam?
Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?
– Ngaba ngenene ndicengceleza ukhula ngokhula?
Alright, listen
– Kulungile, mamela
I can’t be arrested
– Andikwazi ukubanjwa
I’m like the mountain or some shit
– Ndifana nentaba okanye i-shit
In another universe
– Kwenye indalo
And that deer has some powers!!!
– Kwaye elo xhama linamandla!!!
I’m doing this world a favor
– Ndenza eli hlabathi libabalo
Please
– Nceda
Don’t lock me up
– Sukunditshixa
I just saved the world
– Ndisindise umhlaba
My thanks is thirty years to life
– Enkosi iminyaka engamashumi amathathu ebomini
For that girl to be alive
– Ukuze loo ntombazana iphile
And me to miss my wife
– Ndiyamkhumbula umfazi wam
Can’t be in a cage
– Sangathi neenu doorada mele kannada
All my flowers gonna die
– Zonke iintyatyambo zam ziya kufa
I’ve got a growing boy to raise
– Ndinomntwana okhulayo ukuba ndikhulise
I need her butterscotch pie
– I need her sweatshirt
Imma start hiding, see?
– Imma qala ukufihla, khangela?
I can only cry and mope
– Ndingakhala kuphela kwaye ndikhuphe
There’ll be a friend inside of me
– Umhlobo ngaphakathi kum
If I drop the fucking soap
– Ukuba ndiyaphosa isepha
I just wanna go home
– Ndifuna nje ukuya ekhaya
Wish I hadn’t gotten stoned
– Akwaba bendingazange ndixulutywe ngamatye
Now I’m stuck behind bars
– Ngoku ndihamba emva kweebar
While my wife is getting boned!
– While my wife away!
K dot
– K dotname
I’ll miss you
– Ndiya miss you
Go seal that dark fountain
– Yiya tywina loo mthombo mnyama
Also
– Kwakhona
Fuck Sans
– Kwik Kwik
And his convenience store
– Kwaye ivenkile yakhe elula
