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May I have your attention, please?
– Naweza kuwa na mawazo yako, tafadhali?
May I have your attention, please?
– Naweza kuwa na mawazo yako, tafadhali?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Je, Kivuli Chembamba halisi tafadhali kitasimama?
I repeat
– Ninarudia
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
– Je, Kivuli Chembamba halisi tafadhali kitasimama?
We’re gonna have a problem here
– Tutakuwa na tatizo hapa
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
– Y’all kutenda kama wewe kamwe kuona mtu mweupe kabla
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
– Taya zote kwenye sakafu kama Pam, Kama Tommy tu kupasuka katika mlango
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
– Na kuanza whoopin ‘ punda wake mbaya zaidi kuliko hapo awali
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (Agh)
– Kwanza walitalikiana, wakamtupa juu ya fanicha (Agh)
It’s the return of the “Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding
– Ni kurudi kwa ” oh, kusubiri, hakuna njia, wewe ni kidding
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
– Hakusema tu kile nadhani alifanya, sivyo?”
And Dr. Dre said
– Na Dr. dre alisema
Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (Ha-ha)
– Hakuna, wewe idiots, dr. Dre amekufa, yeye imefungwa katika basement yangu (Ha-ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
– Wanawake wa kike wanampenda Eminem
“Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
– “Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, mimi ni mgonjwa wake
Look at him, walkin’ around, grabbin’ his you-know-what
– Angalia yake, kutembea ‘karibu, grabbin’ yake wewe-kujua-nini
Flippin’ the you-know-who”, “Yeah, but he’s so cute though”
– Flippin ‘ wewe-kujua-nani”, ” Ndiyo, lakini yeye ni hivyo cute ingawa”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
– Ndio, labda nilipata visu kadhaa kichwani mwangu
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
– Lakini sio mbaya zaidi kuliko kile kinachoendelea katika vyumba vya wazazi wako
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
– Wakati mwingine nataka kuingia KWENYE TV na tu kuruhusu huru
But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
– Lakini haiwezi, Lakini Ni baridi Kwa Tom Green kumpiga moose aliyekufa
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
– “Bum yangu iko kwenye midomo yako, bum yangu iko kwenye midomo yako”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
– Na ikiwa nina bahati, unaweza kuipatia busu kidogo
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
– Na huo ndio ujumbe ambao tunawasilisha kwa watoto wadogo
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
– Na watarajie wasijue kisimi cha mwanamke ni nini
Of course, they’re gonna know what intercourse is
– Bila shaka, watajua tendo la ndoa ni nini
By the time they hit fourth grade they’ve got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
– Wakati wao hit daraja la nne wao got Discovery Channel, si wao?
We ain’t nothin’ but mammals
– Sisi si kitu lakini mamalia
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
– Naam, baadhi yetu cannibals ambao kukata watu wengine wazi kama cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
– Lakini ikiwa tunaweza kunyoosha wanyama waliokufa na swala
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
– Halafu hakuna sababu kwamba mtu na mtu mwingine hawawezi kukimbia
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
– Lakini ikiwa unahisi kama ninahisi, nilipata dawa
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
– Wanawake, wimbi pantyhose yako, kuimba chorus, na huenda
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Mimi Ni Mwembamba Shady, ndiyo, mimi ni shady halisi
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nyinyi Nyote Vivuli Vyembamba mnaiga tu
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Hivyo si Kweli Slim Shady tafadhali kusimama
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Wake up, please wake up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Kwa sababu mimi Ni Mwembamba shady, ndiyo, mimi ni shady halisi
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nyinyi Nyote Vivuli Vyembamba mnaiga tu
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Hivyo si Kweli Slim Shady tafadhali kusimama
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Wake up, please wake up?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
– Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well, I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too
– Naam, mimi kufanya, hivyo kutomba yake, na kutomba wewe pia
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
– Unafikiri mimi kutoa damn Kuhusu Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
– Nusu yenu wakosoaji hawawezi hata kunipiga tumbo, achilia mbali kunisimama
“But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?”
– “Lakini Ndogo, nini kama wewe kushinda? Haingekuwa ya kushangaza?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
– Kwa nini? Hivyo guys inaweza tu uongo kupata mimi hapa?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
– Kwa hivyo unaweza kukaa hapa karibu Na Britney Spears?
Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
– Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera bora kubadili viti
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
– Kwa hivyo ninaweza kukaa karibu Na Carson Daly na Fred Durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
– Na kusikia ‘ em wanasema juu ya nani yeye alitoa kichwa kwa kwanza
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
– Kidogo bitch kuweka mimi juu ya mlipuko JUU YA MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee”
– “Ndio, yeye ni mzuri, lakini nadhani ameolewa Na Kim, hee-hee”
I should download her audio on MP3
– Ninapaswa kupakua sauti yake kwenye MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh)
– Na show ulimwengu wote jinsi ulivyompa Eminem VD (Agh)
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
– Ninaumwa na wewe vikundi vidogo vya wasichana na wavulana, unachofanya ni kunikasirisha
So I have been sent here to destroy you
– Kwa hivyo nimetumwa hapa kukuangamiza
And there’s a million of us just like me
– Na kuna milioni yetu kama mimi
Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me
– Nani cuss kama mimi, ambao tu wala kutoa kutomba kama mimi
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
– Nani anavaa kama mimi, kutembea, kuzungumza na kutenda kama mimi
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
– Na inaweza kuwa jambo bora zaidi, lakini sio mimi kabisa
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Kwa sababu mimi Ni Mwembamba shady, ndiyo, mimi ni shady halisi
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nyinyi Nyote Vivuli Vyembamba mnaiga tu
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Hivyo si Kweli Slim Shady tafadhali kusimama
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Wake up, please wake up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Kwa sababu mimi Ni Mwembamba shady, ndiyo, mimi ni shady halisi
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nyinyi Nyote Vivuli Vyembamba mnaiga tu
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Hivyo si Kweli Slim Shady tafadhali kusimama
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Wake up, please wake up?
I’m like a head trip to listen to
– Mimi ni kama safari ya kichwa kusikiliza
‘Cause I’m only givin’ you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin’ room
– ‘Kwa sababu mimi tu kutoa’ wewe mambo wewe utani kuhusu na marafiki zako ndani ya chumba yako livin’
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y’all
– Tofauti pekee ni kwamba nina mipira ya kusema mbele ya y’all
And I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
– Na si lazima kuwa uongo au sugarcoat kabisa
I just get on the mic and spit it
– Mimi tu kupata juu ya mic na mate yake
And whether you like to admit it (Err), I just shit it
– Na kama unapenda kukubali (Kosa), mimi tu shit ni
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
– Bora kuliko asilimia tisini ya wewe rappers nje unaweza
Then you wonder, “How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?”
– Kisha unashangaa, ” watoto Wanawezaje kula albamu hizi kama Valiums?”
It’s funny, ’cause at the rate I’m goin’, when I’m thirty
– Ni funny, ‘kwa sababu kwa kiwango mimi nina kwenda’, wakati mimi nina thelathini
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
– Nitakuwa mtu pekee katika nyumba ya nursin’ flirting
Pinchin’ nurse’s asses when I’m jacking off with Jergens
– Punda wa muuguzi wa Pinchin’ wakati mimi nina jacking mbali Na Jergens
And I’m jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
– Na ninatetemeka, lakini mfuko huu wote Wa Viagra haufanyi kazi
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
– Na kila mtu mmoja ni lurkin Nyembamba Ya Kivuli’
He could be working at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
– Anaweza kuwa anafanya Kazi Katika Burger King, spittin ‘ on your onion rings (Ch, puh)
Or in the parkin’ lot, circling, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!”
– Au katika kura ya parkin, kuzunguka, kupiga kelele, ” mimi si kutoa fuck!”
With his windows down and his system up
– Na madirisha yake chini na mfumo wake juu
So will the real Shady please stand up
– Kwa Hivyo Kivuli halisi tafadhali simama
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
– Na kuweka moja ya vidole hivyo kwa kila mkono juu?
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control
– Na jivunie kuwa nje ya akili yako na nje ya udhibiti
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
– Na mara moja zaidi, kwa sauti kubwa iwezekanavyo, inaendaje?
I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– Mimi Ni Mwembamba Shady, ndiyo, mimi ni shady halisi
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nyinyi Nyote Vivuli Vyembamba mnaiga tu
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Hivyo si Kweli Slim Shady tafadhali kusimama
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Wake up, please wake up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Kwa sababu mimi Ni Mwembamba shady, ndiyo, mimi ni shady halisi
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nyinyi Nyote Vivuli Vyembamba mnaiga tu
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Hivyo si Kweli Slim Shady tafadhali kusimama
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Wake up, please wake up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Kwa sababu mimi Ni Mwembamba shady, ndiyo, mimi ni shady halisi
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nyinyi Nyote Vivuli Vyembamba mnaiga tu
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Hivyo si Kweli Slim Shady tafadhali kusimama
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Wake up, please wake up?
‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
– ‘Kwa sababu mimi Ni Mwembamba shady, ndiyo, mimi ni shady halisi
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
– Nyinyi Nyote Vivuli Vyembamba mnaiga tu
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up
– Hivyo si Kweli Slim Shady tafadhali kusimama
Please stand up, please stand up?
– Wake up, please wake up?
Ha-ha
– Ha-ha
I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
– Nadhani kuna Kivuli Kidogo ndani yetu sote
Fuck it, let’s all stand up
– Fuck it, hebu wote kusimama
